Oi!

Well, you found your way to my bit of our web site so I can only assume that you are...

A) lost,
B) very lonely
C) my boyfriends or
D) all of the above!

Anyway, now you are here, stop a while and have a look around, what's the worst that can happen...?

There are a few personal pictures here - the ones that mother brings out at landmark birthdays to try to embarrass me (so I'm getting in first), some of my doodles and paintings (the remnants of a mis-spent four years at Art College), a few photos showing some of my favourite places as well as the obligatory stats and some poems and song words that either I wrote or I nicked from better poets than me.

If you need to ask, yes the tattoos hurt, and so did the piercings but hey, I love em! No pain, no gain.

So who am I? I don’t know! I guess I’m a typical Aquarius, creative, sensitive, honest, loyal, with a very off-beat sense of humour. I don’t suffer fools. If I take the piss out of you it is because I like you – people I don’t like just don’t get my attention.

I’m part of a triad – three skinheads, hence the site name (well most of the time we are skinheads, with occasional forays into Mohawks and such like for the other two – my hair grows like wire wool so no punk spikes for me, I’d look like someone planted a Brillo Pad on my head). Nidave and I are officially joined via a Civil Partnership and have been together since 2002; RedDaz joined us recently in what is proving to be an interesting 3-way arrangement that works for us. If you can’t understand how a threesome can work, then join the club, neither can we, but it does and we love it.

We have two cats and I keep an aquarium of tropical fish. I like cooking, arseing about on t’interweb and spend a lot of time and energy running a monthly fetish club night in Manchester – www.club-alert.com

And if you want the mucky stuff check out the main gallery session in the link at the very top of the page - pics of our sessions are in there.  Sorry, yes it’s chargeable, but that is as much so that we are protected by UGAS (and no minors or casual visitors can stumble across material inappropriate to their viewing requirements) as anything. No, I don’t know the password – it doesn’t work like that!