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OberonUK :
Stats
(at time
of writing)
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Born |
Feb ’67 – year of the Goat |
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Star Sign |
Aquarius, some say on the cusp with Pisces |
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Age |
40 going on 14 |
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Height |
5’4” |
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Weight |
9st |
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Hair |
Shaved head, occasional goatee, hairy body |
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Eyes |
Two, blue, still functioning, just |
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Religion |
God knows! |
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Smoke |
No, never have been. |
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Drink |
Sometimes but not often and not much |
Where are you from?
Salford, but was born in East Anglia and have lived in the
North East and Cumbria before settling here.
What do you do for a living?
I used to be an IT Service Delivery Manager for an
international IT outsourcing company but I was made
redundant in March so spend my days job-hunting and moaning
about the weather.
What is your favourite part of your body?
I think I have pretty nice legs – they are solid, strong and
hairy but I’m also told I have a nice cock – it’s a decent
size, classic shape, straight and in proportion. I know how
to use it and it can stay hard for hours!
What do you look for in a guy?
Physically, a good shape, not too chubby and not too skinny,
but I’m no body fascist and can find all sorts attractive. I
like broad shoulders and expressive eyes. Non-physical
attributes have to include honesty, the ability to have a
conversation and a sense of humour, all laced with a fair
bit of madness (you have to be mad to put up with me!)
What is the best chat up line you have heard?
I was always quite impressed when someone asked “Will you
fist me on the dance floor”
Did it work?!
Lets just say half an hour later my arms ached and we had
quite an audience
What is the worst chat up line?
Oh so many – but I actually did hear someone the other week
go up to a bloke and say “my friend thinks you are really
nice”. That’s chatting up by remote control!
What is the most sexually adventurous you have been?
If I told you I doubt you could print it! We have a playroom
in our attic with a sling and loads of toys and its equipped
for just about any sort of play you can think of, and then
some!
Have you ever been caught in the act?
Not when I didn’t want to be. My partners and I play openly
with other people so we have nothing to hide.
Favourite position?
For what? I’m into all sorts of different play, not just
fucking and fisting so it depends on what I’m doing at the
time. If I’m going to shag someone I like them in our sling
which is set at just the right height for me and that’s far
better than stooping or standing on tiptoe, I’m mostly top
but do like to get fucked occasionally in which case I have
to be on my back – hands and knees just does not work for
me.
Spit or swallow?
Honestly, it depends on the guy, the mood and the taste. And
if anyone is watching. I’d much rather someone swallowed
mine – it keeps the sheets dry and saves on tissues – got to
do my bit for the environment!
What are your hobbies?
Besides sex? My partner and I run a fetish club night once a
month in Manchester called Alert! which we do because we
enjoy it and it allows us to give something back to the
fetish community. That takes up a lot of our spare time.
I’m also a trained photographer so enjoy taking photos.
How do you relax?
I like to loose myself in a good action novel if I have a
few hours to spare. I also find cooking relaxing when I have
time to make something special. I think the best thing
though is cuddling naked in bed after a good session and
drifting off to sleep wrapped together, although giving
someone a good flogging is great for relieving tension!
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